What Jack Says...

Jackson does a lot of talking, I mean A LOT!!! And, although lately I feel like he has only said, "No" he has also said some pretty funny things. He has definitely been keeping Chris and I on our toes. Always surprising us and never settling for the answer, "I don't know". Here are a few, "What Jack Says". (J: Jackson, L: me, C: Chris)

(notice the marker line on both sides of his mouth)

L: Jack, why did you write on your face? You can't write on your face!

J: Yes I can! I'm drawing a smiley face! (see picture above)

His version of the song "Thou Art Worthy"...

J: Now I worry, Now I worry, Now I worry Oh God!

"Mom, I like to sing. Is that my talent?"

He just let go of his balloon outside

L: Jack, you let go!

J: It's okay, it'll float up to heaven and God will get it for me. He will tie it to his wrist and fly it back down here.

While watching the sun go down

J: Where is heaven?

L: I don't know...

J: It's not far far away. It's too the west.

L: Why is it in the west?

J: Because God and Jesus pull the sun down to the west. And heaven is there. It is light in heaven.

While saying bedtime prayers

J: Thank you for Miley, she's my girlfriend. And Hudson, he's my boyfriend.

While eating salad

J: I don't like the sticks, (the stems) just the leafs.

While watching me put on my make-up

J: These brushes are like paint brushes.

L: Ya, Kinda

J: So you are painting your face?

L: Kinda

J: So, It's okay to paint on our face?

Jackson falls at the park

J: God wasn't watching over me, He let me fall!

While shooing away a fly

J: I can't get this freaking fly!

J: I don't see God. Is the door to heaven closed?

L: Well... I think its a gate.

While driving

J: What's your favorite song Daddy?

C: I don't know

L: What's yours Jack?

J: I'm singing right now!

L: Can you sing louder?

J: This is loud enough

L: Oh

J: If I sing louder I will hurt your ears!

6am on Chris' birthday

J: Happy Birthday Daddy, where's the party? I want cake!

At the Disneyland Gate

J to the gate lady: Are you my mother?

J's Grandma: I didn't steal him. He's my grandson! Why would you say that!?